missytobi:

skeeterlikes:

This is my favorite video of all time, I’m not even exaggerating

The rain, the piano, the view… wow everything made this video my fave

springcottage:

花布爱上鸟_ on weibo

glumshoe:

mugwomps:

glumshoe:

I just caught a particularly annoying and elusive housefly by shining a bright flashlight at it and using the light to mask my movement. I was able to reach out and pluck it off my wall with no trouble. This action made me feel as though I were a fighter pilot, a spider, and a police interrogator simultaneously.

I let my cat catch them because he eats them.

Would you let me catch them if I also ate them?

i-am-an-adult-i-swear:

peachesmendes:

“don’t double text”

i will deadass send you ten messages in a row on completely different topics

The different messages indicate a topic change. Sending one big long message with paragraph breaks doesn’t separate them enough

arianagrandes:

Adulthood™

coffee-n-mtns:

I want to wake up to the sound of waves, drink coffee by the ocean, and spend the day playing in the waves

duskenpath:

duskenpath:

Guys I just realized the last supper was the first murder mystery dinner!!!

My Roman Catholic parents did not find this as funny and thought provoking as I did

bepeu:

me: it was just a dream

me (internally): .. or prophecy ..

acoolguy:

me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*